Thursday, June 18, 2009

The Ballad of the Burracodilla Bowl

Barack Obame loves burracodilla bowls. What's that you say? You don't know what that is? Well, go ahead and tell 'em, Prez.
"It's a burrito, taco, and quesadilla all mixed up in a bowl. It's a time saver and the change America needs."

How do you pronounce it you ask? Go ahead and tell 'em, Barack O.
"Why it's pronounced 'buh-rock-oh-dee-ah' of course."

Of course it is, Mr President. So there you have it, ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States of America's favorite meal!

Good night to all and to all a good burracodilla time!

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Silver Pistol, Lioness Arms

The meds are wearing off, Doc
And now I'm soaring off this cliff

A lioness caught me in her claws and held me close
Gently she holds me
I'm a goner if I throw in the towel

Sinews and tendons are strong enough for this
My muscles were built from dust for this